Groundhog Day. The other day my wife and I asked ourselves "what exactly is Groundhog Day?". Wikipedia says: "It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerging from its burrow on this day sees its shadow due to clear weather, it will retreat to its den and winter will persist for six more weeks, and if it does not see its shadow because of cloudiness, spring will arrive early.". This is a thing that you North Americans want to celebrate??? You're a lot stranger than we thought!
... just the Republicans. Oh no! Don't set Pete off, please!