And, oddly enough, I can get it to run 99.9% of the time with something as simple as:
FONT _LOADFONT("/media/winmain/Windows/Fonts/cour.ttf", 16, "monospace")
_DELAY 0.01
F = _LOADFONT("/media/winmain/Windows/Fonts/cour.ttf", 12, "monospace")
That 0.01 pause is enough on my PC to correct whatever the glitch is. It's truly rare for it to fail after that (once every half hour of continuous looping for Pete; I have yet to experience another crash with _DELAY in there).
The issue with that sort of fix is others may not have the same speed/performance on their machines, so that delay may not be sufficient for them. Others may not need that much delay, which means it could unnecessary lag up their programs.
I'm still digging...