Had a crazy idea... Scratch has a TTS addon module... The downside is that it does not export. Only plays. I use Audacity as my 'go to' audio editor. Dot get ahead of me.... Programmed Scratch to 'say' - 'Welcome to Blackjack. Take a seat and enter your name." and recorded the sound via my 'camera mic'. Filtered out a little of the background noise... The results could be better, but not too bad, for a cam/mic. What do you think?
Obviously, I will need to run a few more filters through it to 'clean it up', but not too bad for a first try?