...one step closer to understanding unified field theory.
Nothing complicated to understand there. UFT is just the theory that if you keep all your cows in the same field, you don't have to walk as far to milk them. Any farmer can explain that one for you!
To break down the humor for Fell, it goes like this:
Pete: "Change QB64 so I don't have to type 6 characters. I'm lazy!"
Me: "You don't have to! You can work around that limit by typing half a page of obfuscated code."
Fell: "No, Pete just doesn't want to type 'AS UDT'..."
Me:"OH! Then we should add extra symbols to type every time you reference a variable!"
Fell:"You're missing the point!"
Me: "No... You're missing the humor of how I was joking with Pete."
Fell: *Sulks in the corner and edits a post a half dozen times to say, "Fine. Whatever."*
See, Pete likes to joke around and ask for unreasonable things, that no one else wants or cares about. The answer is to give him an equally unreasonable workaround to his problem, or an obnoxiously over-engineered implementation to correct his issue. Pete's not
really looking for any change -- he's just having fun griping about an issue that popped up in his code that he failed to catch and recognize.
It's all just playful banter back and forth, but you have to be the right TYPE to appreciate it. ;D